Hello hello .
Sorry for no updates - I'm so busy with the zoo that it's crazy! you'd think the whales and polar bears would take a weekend off or something! cant really complain though, i LOVE my job. I just wish I got paid more... minimum wage is awful!
some funny stuff- at the zoo we keep track of all the stupid things that idiots say at the zoo - here are a few:
(two teenagers looking at the tapir's) 1. Wow! look at the cow! 2. Thats not a cow, its a panda!
(a family looking at the beluga whales)
little kid squeals: White dolphin!
mom: no honey, thats a white shark.
husband: are you serious? (he says staring at her in disbelief)
a school group walking through the zoo:
kid 1 notices a bird walking through the park: TEACHER! ITS A HUGE COCK! (referring to one of the many peacocks..)
later on by the walruses (same group)
the walruses are hauled out and sleeping on the beach...
kid 2: are they dead?
teacher: No, they're just sleeping.
kid 2: they look dead...
teacher: nope, just sleeping. See look, Basa just moved her flippers...
kid 2: Oh, i get it.. they're robots.
(and kid walks away bored.)
Dumb questions I've been asked after beluga whale presentations:
1. Do they have brains? (asked by an adult..)
2. Do you ever worry about them escaping?
3. Why do they eat?
4. (my favorite..)
guest: Are they boys or girls?
me: They're both boys.
guest points to our chubby whale: Is that one pregnant?
me: .....
aside from that, i have bad news.... my stylus pen is missing! i have a bunch of new line art to touch up and start coloring, but i cant do anything! It blows. Maybe one day i'll buy a new one, but right now i have no cash what so ever. *sigh*
- Mood:
Dazed - Watching: Metalocalypse
- Eating: instant breakfast
- Drinking: lots of rum